Pack Your Bags Losers! Celebrities Who Said They’d Leave America If Donald Trump Won

Dear Hollywood losers,

To those of you who threatened to leave America in light of a Donald Trump victory, it’s time to pay the piper. Trump won and now you need to put your money where your mouth is. That’s right, pack your shit and don’t let the door hit you on your way out. In the iconic words of Craig Jones (Ice Cube)… bye, Felicia!

Full disclosure, I’m having a difficult time writing this article. Not because I’m sad to see these butt hurt celebs leave. In fact, I couldn’t be happier. I’m struggling because I can not contain my laughter.

The distraught look on liberal Manhattan’s face has been priceless. I kid you not, there is vegan sitting next to me in Starbucks who is literally crying into her coffee cup. I’m contemplating whether I should  remind her that tears are a product of animal suffering. Thus, tear-flavored coffee does not meet vegan dietary guidelines.

Before anyone calls me out for joke theft, the inspiration of my last comment was a rift off of Myq Kaplan’s vegan joke. Take notes, Amy Schumer. That’s what we call, giving credit where credit is due. By the way, Amy… I’m looking forward to your joke stealing ass to leave America with the rest of these hacks.

In light of Trump’s Historic victory, here’s the list of Hollywood crybabies who threatened to leave America if Trump won.
  • Amy Schumer
  • Rosie O’Donnell
  • Cher
  • Eddie Griffin
  • Samuel L. Jackson
  • John Stewart
  • Lena Dunham
  • Barbara Streisand
  • Omari Hardwick
  • Whoopie Goldburg
  • Al Sharpton
  • Raven-Symone
  • Jennifer Lawrence
  • Miley Cyrus
  • George Lopez
  • Chelsea Handler
  • Jenny Slate
  • Neve Campbell
  • Zosia Mamet
  • Chloe Sevigny
  • Natasha Lyonne
  • Elisabeth Moss
  • Spike Lee
  • Kathryn Hahn
  • Lily Depp
  • Gabrielle Union
  • Matt Damon
  • Ruth Badger Ginsburg
  • Will.I.Am
  • Bryan Cranston
  • Keegan Michael-Key
  • Ne-Yo

If these losers really want to leave America because they didn’t get their way, I say good riddance. Frankly, you’re all a bunch of spoiled crybabies and nothing of value will be of loss. Good luck in which ever country you decide to reside in, but America will be better off without idiots like you making baseless threats. Now, let’s make Hollywood great again for once.

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Ethan Pepper

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  • Kerry Weston

    Good bye losers! We won’t miss any of you. I went down the list and determined that I do not follow any of these people.

    • mochilero7687

      Is Amy Schumer the one with the fat face who stands on a stage and insults people? There is no door big enough to hit her enormous ass on the way out the door. I suggest she heads to Yemen for the coastal air. Goodbye Amy, and take your zero talent with you.

  • Samerica

    Amy Shitumer and the rest of the hollywierd and poop rap and rich elite and ivy
    leaguers and brainwashed rich who believe in all that left wing crap don’t have
    to live with the consequences because it doesn’t effect them because they are
    RICH! the rest of hardworking americans have to PAY FOR IT and feel the pain
    and the other slave voters who continue to vote for receive crumbs from these
    lying pos’s in demoncrap party are dopes but for AS to call voters weak and
    misinformed is a joke! but she’s not trying to be funny and she can’t be anyway!
    it’s the left wing nutjobs like her who are misinformed and refuse to believe in
    facts and truth when it’s right there in their faces they still just blow it off and
    make excuses! and Trump was never charged with any sex crime and he should
    take AS and all of those who said it and saying it to court! now Bill was proven
    to be a sexual predator and still is cheating on Hellary big fat diaper butt liar!
    So let’s see they believe in climate change! a scam! transgenders! made up
    fairy tale! abortions! killing babies! Obomba was the messiah! He wasn’t and
    is not and proven to be one of the dumbest ever to be elected in office! He
    has done nothing produced nothing in his entire life but misery for 8 years!
    Hellary is nothing but a egotistical big mouth corrupt lying anti american witch!
    So AS is just another left wing lying ASS! you said now do it you fat pig!

  • anonymous

    Haha shut the fuck up and get the fuck out! Lol that’s all I gotta say.

  • politically incorrect

    Tough shit,liberal dog AMY,and guess what,now WE THE PEOPLE have the government,not you fascist liberal dogs so PLEASE try your fascist behavior now! Remember those “Fema”,{concentration} camps Obama was geting ready for us-well,they wiill work just fine for YOU,IF YOU ACT OUT AGAINST OUR CONTITUTIONALLY ELECTED GOVERNMENT.Or Amy,if you want to stage an insurection-on second thought,PLEASE DO,because now liberal dog,not only are we the ones with the assault rifles,NOW WE ARE THE ONES WITH THE HEAVY WEAPONS,now WE are the government!

  • CountMontyC